14 Things Muslims Get Tired of Hearing During Ramadan

Now that we’re well into Ramadan, chances are we’ve all been relentlessly hit with the same tireless questions and comments that we’re just tired of hearing.
In no particular order, here’s a quick list of things Muslims get tired of hearing during Ramadan, strictly for bants.  🙂

“….not even water?”

 

“….so, like, you don’t eat for 30 days?”

 

“….do you have to wear that *points to hijab* like, all the time?”

 

“That’s an interesting diet.   I should try it!! How much weight do you usually lose?”

 

“But don’t you get hungry/thirsty/tired?”

 

“Wait, so you can only eat when it’s dark out and the sun is set? What if it’s a cloudy day?  You guys are like, basically, like, vampires.”

 

“No one is looking, here just have some of my food!”

 

“What about your saliva, like, does that invalidate your fast?”

 

“Isn’t fasting, like, unsafe?”

 

“Water isn’t food.”

 

“Is it true you can’t have sex, either?”

 

“Smoking isn’t food, why can’t you smoke?”

 

*after noticing you’ve gained weight*

“Are you sure you’re fasting?”

 

“So when it’s time to eat, are you allowed to have pork then?  Bacon is sooooo good.”