It’s Valentine’s Day, fam! For those of you without a date (take it easy, haram police, you know it’s happening), we’ve compiled some of the cringiest Muslim pick-up lines to keep you far away from the plethora of heart-shaped chocolates and paraphernalia. At least until tomorrow. Hello, discount candy!
These one-liners will make you cry, they’ll make you laugh, but most of all, they’ll make you semi-grateful that you’re single on anti-single day: