#2: Pamela Geller
The last person I referred to as the spawn of Satan was this girl in high school who clearly showed signs of being a spawn, it was undeniable. But I was unsaved back then. Now that I have seen the light, I know the Lord would find it wrong were I to call Pam Geller that same name. So I won’t call her that. However, I feel like you and I my wonderful reader have a connection and therefore you know what I’m thinking. Let’s think it together as we recall the time Pam tried to get anti-Muslim ads put in the subway or the time she held a contest for unbelievers to draw caricatures of our prophet. Yes let us all reflect on Ms. Geller and her busy year.
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