By 1. Shelf life of the Greek yogurt in my fridge
2. A square of toilet paper
3. The TSA line
4. The TSA when they check my laptop for bombs
5.My split ends
6. Kim Kardashian’s marriage
7. All the screen time of Muslim actors playing complex roles combined
8. The line to make wudu
9. My ankles
10. Your ankles
11. The time between bumping into someone and them calling you a terrorist
12. The distance between your shoes and the shoes of the person who stole your shoes at the mosque
13. Ramadan
14. This list.