Things Longer Than Scaramucci’s Term

1. Shelf life of the Greek yogurt in my fridge

2. A square of toilet paper

3. The TSA line

4. The TSA when they check my laptop for bombs

5.My split ends

6. Kim Kardashian’s marriage

7. All the screen time of Muslim actors playing complex roles combined

8. The line to make wudu

9. My ankles

10. Your ankles

11. The time between bumping into someone and them calling you a terrorist

12. The distance between your shoes and the shoes of the person who stole your shoes at the mosque

13. Ramadan

14. This list.