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30% of Republicans Want to Bomb Agrabah

Public Policy Polling asked 532 Republicans some questions. From these questions, they found that 46 percent support a national database of Muslims, 53 percent think Islam should be illegal, 28 percent think the Japanese internment camps were okay, 54 percent want Muslims banned from entering the United States and, get this, 30 percent believe we…

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Hey Trump, We Found Some Muslim IDs For You

Adolf Hitler on Thursday called for the creation of a national database to register all Jews living in Germany to protect the country against terrorism. Oh wait, Hitler’s dead. So his ludicrous ideas should’ve died with him, right? Apparently not! According to Donald Trump, it’s time to do some serious #tbt. Trump called for the…

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Boston Woman Tries To Profit From Bombing

On April 15, 2013 at 2:49 P.M., a bomb goes off during the Boston Marathon. Screams erupt from the crowd as people fall to the ground. The fear is almost tangible as people run, trying to find a safe place or locate their loved ones. 12 seconds later, another bomb goes off. People are sprawled…

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Unveiled KKK Member Was a US Congressman — Surprised?

As I’m sure you’ve already heard — Anonymous, a “hacktivist” group, has unhooded about 1,000 Ku Klux Klan (KKK) members and has named the big release #OperationKKK. Several of the members who have been unveiled are identified as our very own U.S. politicians. Surprise, surprise! The Ku Klux Klan, notorious for their racist and violent…

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Abu Eesa Wants to Explain Your Period

Lady friends, I’ve got some questions for you. Do you ever get confused when you’re sitting around at home and out of nowhere blood starts seeping out of your special place? Does the word “ovulation” ever confuse you? Is your vagina a mysterious place that you never visit? Me too. Frankly, I don’t even know…