Ever had an F-boy ask for your number the second he sees you? Well, this week on #WallahBroWednesday, here is a list of 9 numbers you can give when he can’t take a “no.”
1. Your dad’s number.
He’ll know what to do from there.
2. The local mosque.
This Wallah Bro will probably get a lecture longer than a khutbah.
3. A Halal restaurant.
If he calls the number and finds out it’s not you, at least he can get some food. It’s a win-win situation!
4. The Feminist Hotline.
Call here at (669)-221-6251. It’ll text you a Bell Hooks quote.
5. Your husband’s number.
Of course, this is if you’re married and he’s in on the plan.
6. The Rejection Line.
Call here at at (605)-475-6968.
7. The Loser Line.
Call here at (206)-569-5829.
8. Your real number, but the last digit as a different number!
9. And finally, my editor here at Muslim Girl.
She can be reached at 1313-noharam.
Any number you use that I may have missed? Let me know in the comments below!