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Four Reasons We Need To Fear A Muslim Presidency

Four Reasons We Need To Fear A Muslim Presidency

Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson recently said, “The United States should not elect a Muslim for president.”

We’d like to add to that statement that America should not accept Muslims who invent things like, oh — I don’t know, clocks? Because honestly, what do we really know about these alleged clocks, am I right? Are they only telling Muslim time? Why do they tick?

While Donald Trump just wants to force America into greatness, Ben Carson wants to make Americans think for themselves and stop being sheep. So we thought, what would a Muslim presidential administration really look like? The short answer: Terrifying. The long answer: We broke it down to still keep it short.

4. It is literally unconstitutional

Okay, so I’m not a constitutional lawyer, but I know this to be fact. The founding fathers who wrote this Constitution crafted it entirely off of Judeo-Christian principles that were strictly molded to benefit heterosexual, affluent white men — a.k.a., the entire population of the United States. How can we expect a Muslim president to uphold those kinds of values?

I mean, America already allowed a secret Muslim to be president for eight years, and our country has nearly fallen to pieces with all of this affordable healthcare and decreased unemployment. That’s not how we make America great. It’s how we make America weak. We need a real leader who understands all of us, not just the Muslims of us. Ain’t that right, ‘Ye?


3. Non-Muslims would be forced to convert

I know what you’re thinking. The Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) never forced anyone to convert, and he even protected the non-Muslims as long as they were also monotheistic. He even refers to Christians and Jews as “People of the Book.”

So why would a Muslim president make conversion necessary? Heaven points. You see, Muhammad was a prophet who literally communicated directly with God, so he has all the heaven points he needs. The rest of us? Who knows what our heaven points are looking like — and everyone knows that the best way to get into heaven is to force millions of people to convert to Islam. Presidents can make that happen.


2. Qurans will replace all the Bibles everywhere.

Hotel room drawers, Catholic schools, Jewish schools, state universities, private universities, your dentist’s office. Qurans everywhere. They’ll even become a fashion accessory. Think we’re kidding? Just ask Lindsay Lohan, who was one of the brave Americans chosen for a focus group on Muslim presidents.

See Also


1.The reason that real Americans should fear the most: No. More. Bacon.

There won’t even be bacon substitutes. In fact, all pigs will be shipped out of the United States. What is life without bacon though? America, we are calling on all you true patriots to stand united and firm to fight for the freedom of the bacon!



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    • Muslims are obliged to beat their wives when they disobey their husbands. The Imam speaking in the You Tube video above, so it must be true. Don’t worry ladies, he tells us that you must not be hit in the face, or kill you. This is a common practice, especially in the Islamic states such as Saudi Arabia. This is one good reason to keep Islam out of the United States and deport Muslims from this country before they become citizens and pollute our culture with their violence and anti-constitutional Sharia.

      • @ George: many like you, from the dark ages live in denial. Religions will always encounter attention craving hatred fueled germs. The question for you, how can you deport love ? Capture it first, if you can… this is what your breed seem to miss, how can you stop light ?
        Now, go read. You might benefit humanity.

        • You are obviously an ignoramus when it comes to the tenets of Islam. Every Muslim is required to accept the Quran without question. Actually, questioning the Quran and Mohammed’s actions in his Islamic conquests is considered heresy and can result in his condemnation to death. Islam is the religion of the dark ages and ignorant. The reason why Muslim countries are not the sources of man’s advances is that it still believes in the dogma of the middle ages. Saudi Arabia, the most wealthy of the Islamic states has all its medical facilities, construction, oil producing and even military, run by foreigners. Nothing good has ever come from that country in spite of its wealth. Islam is evil. It cannot coexist with the West. The sooner you learn this the better.

          • Hey George some women scholars of the Quran have even said that there is nothing about men having power over women and men being allowed to beat women. It is cultural everywhere. Domestic Violence isn’t in a religion it is in every society. @George

          • Like many Muslims, you’re incapable of reading the Quran in Arabic. You don’t even understand the misery of your own religion.

          • “Some women scholars”? That would lead be to believe that there those who believe otherwise. The fact is that they’ve done polls of Muslims and they’ve exposed their desire for Sharia in place of secular law under our Constitution. As far as I’m concerned, those who believe in the COTUS should work as hard as they can to keep Muslims from immigrating to this country. If you desire Sharia, go to an Islamic state, where your kind is welcome. Iran, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, all Sharia. I have no intention to sit back and permit your evil to expand in this country. We should no more permit it than we permitted the immigration of members of the Communist Party. After Obama, no Muslims.

          • “And we gave Jesus, son of Mary, clear proofs and supported him with the purest spirit.” – Qur’an (2:87) @George you can talk your talk about stuff you don’t know about but don’t you dare say a word about me and what you think I know. Merry Christmas

            By the way I also am Arab so I have probably received way more discrimination than you have ever seen.

            All you know is what you hear about ISIS you’re probably the one who hasn’t read the Quran in Arabic. I have taken Islamic studies with an expert so go home to your Christian family and leave my faith alone. Christianity also has anti homosexual versus and Christians have turned on each other in the past with the persecution of Catholics so brush up on Christianity too.

          • Nothing can match the mayhem committed by Muslims in the world. ISIS is only the latest manifestation of the violent and intolerant nature of Islam. ISIS is the Islam that Mohammed practiced. I know Christianity. While the excesses of Christians are well known, evil committed in the name of Christ was not consonant with the teachings of Christ. The evil practiced by Islam today is fully consonant with the Quran and other Muslim ideology. I won’t spar with you on this. I won’t be responding to your future postings.

          • @George hear is my last post to you:

            1. Jihad doesn’t mean holy war it means the greater struggle against evil.

            2. ISIS is to Islam as the KKK is to Christianity.

            3. If you were alive around 620 C.E. Maybe I will believe you that those are Mohammad’s teachings.

            4. Present day terrorism from Christians must have happened sometime this year. If the religion of the man who carried out planned parenthood was revealed it would probably become classified as Christian terrorism. When the movies heater shootings happened in Tennessee they were quick to say he is Muslim when they overlooked the fact that he could be mentally insane.

            5. Our 1st amendment right to practice any religion isn’t pick and chose.

            6. I don’t desire sharia Law I actually love the freedom that is given to me in the constitution when I can separate religion from everyday life.

            7. If you don’t follow the faith you will never know the true meaning or understand why people believe in it.

            8. Muslims continue to fight Islamic terrorism.

            9. Learn that this is exactly what ISIS wants. They want Americans to turn on each other so in the end it won’t be ISIS who destroys us but ourselves.

            10. Read up on some of the Muslim hate crimes that have been happening and save another soul from becoming and victim and another from becoming lost in bigotry.

            These are the 10 most important things I hope you learn.

            Have a great Holiday season.

          • Al-Banna offers citations from the Quran and the reliable hadiths that demonstrate the necessity of combat for Muslims. ……….

            The Scholars on JihadI have just presented to you some verses from the Qur’an and the Noble Ahadith concerning the importance of jihad. Now I would like to present to you some of the opinions from jurisprudence of the Islamic Schools of Thought including some latter day authorities regarding the rules of jihad and the necessity for preparedness. From this we will come to realise how far the ummah has deviated in its practice of Islam as can be seen from the consensus of its scholars on the question of jihad.

            The author of the ‘Majma’ al-Anhar fi Sharh Multaqal-Abhar’, in describing the rules of jihad according to the Hanafi School, said: ‘Jihad linguistically means to exert one’s utmost effort in word and action; in the Sharee’ah {Sharia — Islamic law} it is the fighting of the unbelievers, and involves all possible efforts that are necessary to dismantle the power of the enemies of Islam including beating them, plundering their wealth, destroying their places of worship and smashing their idols. This means that jihad is to strive to the utmost to ensure the strength of Islam by such means as fighting those who fight you and the dhimmies {non-Muslims living under Islamic rule} (if they violate any of the terms of the treaty) and the apostates (who are the worst of unbelievers, for they disbelieved after they have affirmed their belief).

            It is fard (obligatory) on us to fight with the enemies. The Imam must send a military expedition to the Dar-al-Harb {House of War — the non-Muslim world} every year at least once or twice, and the people must support him in this. If some of the people fulfill the obligation, the remainder are released from the obligation. If this fard kifayah (communal obligation) cannot be fulfilled by that group, then the responsibility lies with the closest adjacent group, and then the closest after that etc., and if the fard kifayah cannot be fulfilled except by all the people, it then becomes a fard ‘ayn (individual obligation), like prayer on everyone of the people.

            The history of Muslims as part of the caliphate that ruled Spain before the Moors and others were cast out of Spain and Europe was one of conquest, slavery and murder. You can’t erase 1400 years of Islamic terrorism though the Middle East. They were given the choice of conversion or death. Even today those who renounce Islam are subject to condemnation to death. The first Islamophobes were those of the Middle East that refused to accept Mohammed as the prophet of his god. Millions died in the name of Islamic jihad, and Muslims were always the aggressors.

          • “Domestic Violence isn’t in a religion it is in every society.” Your women scholars are apostates, distorting the words given to the prophet of his god, Allah.

            I suggest that you read the Quran, for these are its words. Do you dispute them? If you do, you too are a apostate.

            Qur’an (4:34) – “Men are the maintainers of women because Allah has made some of them to excel others and because they spend out of their property; the good women are therefore obedient, guarding the unseen as Allah has guarded; and (as to) those on whose part you fear desertion, admonish them, and leave them alone in the sleeping-places and beat them; then if they obey you, do not seek a way against them; surely Allah is High, Great.” Contemporary translations sometimes water down the word ‘beat’, but it is the same one used in verse 8:12 and clearly means ‘to strike’.

            Qur’an (38:44) – “And take in your hand a green branch and beat her with it, and do not break your oath…” Allah telling Job to beat his wife (Tafsir).

          • Also the sooner you learn that you don’t know anything the better so you can go educate yourself on these things by reading. @George
            And even better don’t even retaliate because I know more than you ever will since I am Muslim.

          • The 1400 year march of Islam, a plague upon the planet… and Jihad Watch, These web sites expose the evil of Islam, the religion that has as one of its pillars the violent spread of medieval Islam throughout the world. Muslim countries are backward when compared with the West. Islam has made Muslims countries backward. The spread of Islam means retarding science and engineering in the world, as it has done in virtually all countries that it dominates for 1400 years. Want to discuss the Quran? I’ll cite chapter and verse directly from the Quran and you can refute them.

          • You’re a Muslim in name only. You have either read nothing of the Quran, Sharia or other texts or are practicing taquia. I suspect that you know what that means.. I could recite dozens of anti-Christian, anti-Jew anti-homosexual, and anti-human rights text from the Quran and other documents that make Islam anathema to the West. The Quran is essentially a declaration of war against the infidel. The reference to peace is only peace for Muslims and for no other.

      • Hi George, I notice you have a lot to say about Islam and its tenets despite not actually being a Muslim. Perhaps it’s time to find a new hobby? Because spouting inaccurate facts and Islamophobic ideations on a Muslim website seems to be a pretty enormous waste of your time. I’m sure there are better things to do in a day. Learn an instrument? Take up knitting perhaps which is quite relaxing? Or maybe reading some articles on how to stop being such a fuckboy? The options are endless.

  • I think that every country expects its citizen to be dutiful and patriotic towards it and also conform to the best of tradition/way of life that’s prevailing in that country. If any Muslim or any other faith holding person is conforming to the best of standards as set for the American way of life and also proving to be in better credentials than off-course there shouldn’t be any boundation imposed on him/her to be not eligible for any post of importance, be it simple clerk or the President of the United States…!

    • You’re not a Muslim if you respect the continued perpetual existence of infidel religions, for it is a pillar of Islam to force conversion to Islam. No Muslim will renounce a pillar of Islam, lest he become an apostate. Islam is thus incompatible with not only US values, but that of the entire infidel West.

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