Humble Your Self(ie)

  • Jekyll

    Stupid. Simply stupid.

    • Tanveer ¯_(ツ)_/¯ Khan

      Sup, Homedawg. Fancy seeing you here. XD

      • mike3

        what do you think tanveer? who is the stupid one.
        wait let me guess, me? but I’m not in the running, between the author and the tweeter?

        • Tanveer ¯_(ツ)_/¯ Khan

          Evidently. I guess you don’t understand the meaning of “I don’t want to see your account in my notifications again”? It’s basic English – even a dyslexic child would understand what I’m saying.

          Let me spell it out word by word for you so that your lobotomised mind has a greater chance of comprehending what I say.

          S – T – O – P [space] A – N – N – O – Y – I – N – G [space] M – E

          God forsaken idiot.

          • mike3

            lol. so you have no opinion on who is the stupid one?
            I am dyslexic btw. your adab is very poor. 😉

    • mike3

      who is the stupid one? the guy or the girl?

  • mike3

    I didn’t think y’all were even allowed to take pictures:
    “Narrated ‘Aisha: I stuffed for the Prophet a pillow decorated with pictures (of animals) which looked like a Namruqa (i.e. a small cushion). He came and stood among the people with excitement apparent on his face. I said, “O Allah’s Apostle! What is wrong?” He said, “What is this pillow?” I said, “I have prepared this pillow for you, so that you may recline on it.” He said, “Don’t you know that angels do not enter a house wherein there are pictures; and whoever makes a picture will be punished on the Day of Resurrection and will be asked to give life to (what he has created)?” (Book #54, Hadith #447)”

    • sabreen muhammad

      umm you misinterpreted the hadith. And if you are truly muslim you would know that all hadiths arent authentic. “if you want to correct somebody then you need to come with verses from the Quran. Allah says that i have sent down my book. Meaning that he has sent down the Quran, which is his book to guide us along with The Prophet Muhammad. It is said that you arent supposed to make pray with Faces around you. Images means a variety of pics. The image could be a stone or a building. We are allowed to take pictures, as long as your intent to take the picture isn’t harmful or made out of pettiness.

      • mike3

        I’m not a muslim. I think all hadiths are nonsense.
        so the hadith is not authentic? ok. how about the Koran not being authentic. can’t we say that?

        • sabreen muhammad

          no we cant say that because The Qur’an introduces itself as the guidance for the worlds (3:96); and the manifest light (4:174).

          According to Qur’an, Allah has laid down solution of every human problem in the Qur’an very clearly. Qur’an says: “and We have revealed the Book to you explaining clearly everything (16:89).

          Also He has described the Qur’an in these words: “ ……. a guidance for mankind and clear evidence of guidance and discrimination (between wrong)”. (2:185).

          the hadith can be written by anyone, that’s why the muslims who put there common sense together have come to the conclusion that all hadiths are not authentic.

          Under the community of Imam W D Muhammad, he says “if it goes against your common sense then don’t deal with it”
          so if the hadith is something that is all the way in left field and it goes against the common sense of a person then i advise you not to pay attention to .

          Allah says in the Quran “i give you nothing but your common sense”
          therefore we cannot say that the Quran isnt authentic.
          and its spelled Q-u-r-a-n not k-o-r-a-n

          • mike3

            “a guidance for mankind and clear evidence of guidance and discrimination (between wrong)”. (2:185).” if it is so clear than why is there disagreement as to what it says? is the Islamic State following the Koran? the ahmadis? the Sufis, shia?

            “”i give you nothing but your common sense”” so can jinn have sex with humans? because a lot of muslims believe that. I think it is 55:56.

            btw, Koran is a perfectly acceptable spelling.

          • Dawuud Loka Loka

            So you have studied hadith sciencd i assume. So the Prophet Muhammad sas would not speak to his companions righ??

    • Y A

      So you think there were cameras, easily accessible in Arabia in ~1400 AD?

      History is your friend. Or really, just a quick Google search.

    • أمل بن سليم

      this doesnt really have anything to do with taking pictures. people always cite this hadith for so many random reasons, like photos or making art or whatever

    • Dawuud Loka Loka

      Explain it please

  • Jane Grey

    “ways to turn your selfie into a selfless-ie”

    A few handy tips were left out Before taking your selfie:

    1) Cover yourself from head to toe, because in truth, women are such vile seductive creatures, that it is better that no one really needs to see any of our parts.

    2) Turn completely away from the camera so that only the back of the head is photographed (modestly covered, of course).

    3) Using bright natural light is a good idea, however a better idea is to turn the flash off, and take the photos in complete darkness. That will really bring out for all to see. the mysterious inner beauty that is the pious Muslim woman.