Molly White really messed up this past week. She basically insulted our collective American values by demanding that all Muslim Americans prove their loyalty to our nation — completely ostracizing her own Muslim constituents in the process. It doesn’t seem like non-Muslim Americans are made to answer to the same demands. We’re still trying to figure out why Americans in the United States have to swear allegiance to the Israeli flag. But, then again, that’s probably a ritual to which most of our politicians believe to be second nature:
In honor of the super weirdness of this esteemed politician, we compiled a quick list of some things that make more sense than Molly White.
1. Using a baby as a mop.
At least you get a clear floor out of it.
2. The No-Pedal Bike
We don’t know either, but, still makes more sense than Molly White.
3. A Goldfish Walker to walk your goldfish.
Fish need some sun, too!
4. Enjoying some delicious cuisine at a toilet-themed restaurant.
5. Hairy leg stockings.
Using patriarchal notions of hair to dissuade unwanted advances = way more sense than Molly White.