By Ever had an F-boy ask for your number the second he sees you? Well, this week on #WallahBroWednesday, here is a list of 9 numbers you can give when he can’t take a “no.”
1. Your dad’s number.
He’ll know what to do from there.
2. The local mosque.
This Wallah Bro will probably get a lecture longer than a khutbah.
3. A Halal restaurant.
If he calls the number and finds out it’s not you, at least he can get some food. It’s a win-win situation!
4. The Feminist Hotline.
Call here at (669)-221-6251. It’ll text you a Bell Hooks quote.
5. Your husband’s number.
Of course, this is if you’re married and he’s in on the plan.
6. The Rejection Line.
Call here at at (605)-475-6968.
7. The Loser Line.
Call here at (206)-569-5829.
8. Your real number, but the last digit as a different number!
9. And finally, my editor here at Muslim Girl.
She can be reached at 1313-noharam.
Any number you use that I may have missed? Let me know in the comments below!
LOL!! LOVED it!! (sending to the DAUGHTERS!!! )
Great article! I think bell hooks is always spelt lowercase
Give him this link
https://gum.co/kiSzD
What is your goal with this article exactly? How about just tell the dude that you’re not interested, what if the guy sees you again and that would be more awkward.
This same girl will complain at 30 that no guy is man enough to approach her. So glad I married a non-feminist.
Please don’t do the last digit change! I was the person who actually had the number some girl was giving as her fake number. I got a lot of inappropriate texts and strange voicemails for months. Think of your sisters out there!!