Toddlers Are More Lethal Than Terrorists

Toddlers Are More Lethal Than Terrorists

It’s not just baby’s diaper that may be fully loaded.

Last year, even with the Chattanooga shootings, the San Bernardino attack, and an American victim from the Paris attacks, toddlers in the United States shot more people than terrorists claiming to be Muslim.

(I say claiming to be Muslim because any Muslim who is committing such an atrocity has obviously missed the part in the Quran where it says that killing even one innocent soul is like killing all of mankind.) tweet

Sadly, this year is falling victim to the same trend–you’re more likely to be shot by a toddler than a Muslim terrorist.  According to the Washington Post, from January 1, 2016 to the beginning of May 2016, toddlers have (unfortunately) shot 23 people thus far.  And we don’t mean that they took aim during a diaper change.

Eleven of the shootings were fatal.

Meanwhile, shootings by Muslim terrorists?  Zip, zilch, zero.

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Shockingly enough, death by toddler has been far more common than death by terrorism for years now.

Matter of fact, you’re actually more likely to die falling out of bed or getting hit by an asteroid than you are because of a terrorist attack.

Babies are really cute–I’m quite the fan–so I hope there’s no “ban on babies” coming anytime soon.

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