Piyush “Bobby” Jindal might possibly be a name you’ve never heard of or seen, unless that is actually your name, which would be pretty ironic. This post isn’t about you, I promise.
Bobby Jindal was one of the million random politicians campaigning for the Republican presidential nomination. I know you think I’m making this up because you didn’t see him at the major debates dodging remarks from Donald Trump. Well that’s because B.J.’s poll numbers were so low that he didn’t qualify to enter the primetime debates. Sad, right?
What’s even more sad is that Bobby Jindal was so brainwashed by conservative ideologies and so desperate to win votes that he threw his entire culture under the proverbial bus that he himself was driving.
He actually said that he was tired of “hyphenated Americans” (i.e. Indian-Americans) and that they needed to learn American work ethic and assimilate.
This particular brand of ignorance was even placed in the MuslimGirl hall of fame when we asked random people if the quote was said by a presidential candidate or the KKK.
Well, his nonexistent presidential campaign is coming to a close because “America isn’t ready” for a Jindal administration. Now, pretending that America isn’t completely racist and Bobby wouldn’t have had an uphill climb for the presidency, we totally are ready for a Jindal administration. Americans love right-wing conservatives whose biggest political impacts include defunding Planned Parenthood in the state of Louisiana and publicly rejecting the admittance of Syrian refugees.
What Americans don’t love, however, is a quitter. Quitting is more un-American than refusing to eat bacon. So perhaps Bobby needs to get his red, white and blue in check before he tries to pull a stunt like this again.
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